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It was raining that night 2005 movie12/11/2023 The best thing about it is that it runs for only 75 minutes. "Deuce Bigalow" is aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience. How much he charges I'm not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and out of another movie. "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" makes a living prostituting himself. It is too vulgar for anyone under 13, and too dumb for anyone over 13. Through superhuman effort of the will, I did not walk out of "The Hot Chick," but reader, I confess I could not sit through the credits. The movie resolutely avoids all the comic possibilities of its situation, and becomes one more dumb high school comedy about sex gags and prom dates. "Mad Dog Time" should be cut into free ukulele picks for the poor. Watching "Mad Dog Time" is like waiting for the bus in a city where you're not sure they have a bus line. But they usually made me care about how bad they were. "Mad Dog Time" is the first movie I have seen that does not improve on the sight of a blank screen viewed for the same length of time. I'm talking about the current to the projector. I'm not talking about the electricity between the actors. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.Īdd it all up, and what you've got here is a waste of good electricity. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. But what these movies, including "Joe Dirt," often do not understand is that the act of being buried in crap is not in and of itself funny. Because sometimes, your trip ends before the in-flight movie does, and you really don’t want to ask the pilot to circle the airport just so you can catch the finale.We professional movie critics count it a banner week when only one movie involves eating, falling into or being covered by excrement (or a cameo appearance by Carson Daly).Because sometimes, you fall asleep watching a mediocre rental, and would rather return it on time than pay two more bucks just to see the end.Because sometimes, your TiVo timer didn’t get it quite right, and cut off the crucial final minutes of something that won’t get shown again for six months.Because sometimes, you’re not interested in seeing that movie everyone’s talking about but are dying to know what the hubbub is about anyway.Because sometimes, you vaguely remember an old movie that had some sort of plot twist at the end of it, but can’t remember what it was.Because sometimes, the surprise “spoiler” ending is the only reason you’d pay $11 to see what is otherwise a turkey of a film.Rita, the girl he molested, does not kill him.Īfter the credits roll, we see Splooge meet up Rita (Aimee Garcia) and kiss her on the beach. Salim, after seeing the ghost of Sancho in his car, is killed by Rolando’s men in a drive by shooting. Salim goes before the Lieutenant who apologizes for setting him and Sancho up and killing their families. The police recover the money from where Salim hid it, and also the coke from kids who OD’ed using it after they found it where Splooge hid it. Salim runs out of the car back to the police custody. Rolando’s men take Salim to the spot only to find it teeming with cops. Rolando, after playing games, eventually shoots Sancho in the head in front of Salim, after Salim tells him where Rolando’s money is hidden. They take off in Rodriguez’ caddy only to be captured by Rolando’s men and to be taken to Rolando (Robert Lasardo). Sancho kills Sayed and Salim, after learning the truth from Rodriguez, shotgun blasts Rodriguez’s hand off and kills him. He then sends Sayed (Brian White) and Rodriguez (Nicholas Gonzalez) to kill them at the safe house, while Wallace (Tory Kittles) and the Lieutenant kill their families. Sancho and Salim escape with Rolando’s money, hide it, and head to a empty safe house where Salim can treat his gun wound. The Lieutenant (Cole Hauser) set up Sancho and Salim to be killed, first by Baine (Wyclef Jean) and his gang in a robbery at Rolando’s Canadian drug spot, but the robbery is botched when Splooge (Khleo Thomas) successfully runs away with the kis of coke and Salim is shot in the thigh. Sancho (Clifton Collins Jr.), haunted by the ghost of the innocent man he killed during crooked sting with his partner Salim (Cuba Gooding Jr.), decides to report his illegal activities to Internal Affairs, who, in turn, want him to incriminate his partner and the rest of the department.
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